Father Christmas Needs a Wee!

A family favourite for little laughter-lovers. Can Santa hold it in until the last page? Hmmm: no prizes for guessing who drew this Santa. That naughty Nicholas (definitely not a saint) Allan is at it again! He showed us the Queen’s knickers. He peeked into the royal baby’s nappy cabinet. And now Santa’s is in for some red-faced fun. Ho ho ho! He’s had a tipple of sherry or a glass of milk at every house in the world. Now he’s busting for the loo. But there’s no toilet in sight. Oh no! He REALLY needs a wee! Will he make it back to Lapland in time?

A festive family favourite to make kids laugh out loud

Counting practice tucked into a witty Christmas story

Nicholas Allan is famed for his cheeky sense of humour

His books include The Royal Nappy and Cinderella’s Bum

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Recent reviews

Sushi21

It was so funny. Santa Clause had too much to drink and needs a wee!

4 March 2014
CookieM

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You just can’t picture Santa desperate for a wee? Well with this book you can. It’s very funny and good for young children

8 March 2013
Book-Club-Review-Team

My favourite bit is when santa gets home and rushes through the door.

This book is a rhyming counting book that is great for young ages.

I rate this book 10/10 it was really funny!

Charlie, aged 6

5 December 2011
princesscrystal2

loved it

I think this book is verry funny and interesting.

Santa is going to wet his pants!!!!!!!

Ma ha ha

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey pants

santa needs a wee wee poor santa

LOL santa must get to the toilet soon or something verry funny, embarasing and very very wet!!!!!!!!

Santa is a weeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeee head!

22 November 2011
henry12c

wwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I love it!

Weey

6 October 2011